Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.Graham Greene
Great liars are also great magicians.Adolf Hitler
You who speak languages, you are such liars.Orson Scott Card
The world is not fair, and often fools, cowards, liars, and the selfish hide in high places.Bryant H. McGill
"Have I gone mad?" "I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are."A. in W. 2010
When that day comes, I shall futterwacken...vigorously.A. in W. 2010
Personal remarks are rude?...Egad, you learn something new every day. Make note of that Marcsy, it might come in useful...A. in W. 1999
Clean cup, clean cup! Move down.A. in W. 1951
Why is a raven like a writing desk?The Book.
If you were on fire, I would not wet you with my damp underwrappings.I quite like the modern version of this.
You hairy, pig-witted fox turd!Well that's a picture, now isn't it?
May snakes crawl up your nostrils and feed on your tiny brain.Nice, an insult and a curse, rolled into one.
You weasel-faced whoreson!Wow, you call them ugly and insult their mother.
A successful person is the one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others throw at him or her.David Brinkley
Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.Author unknown
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.Mark Twain
Never dull your shine for somebody else.Tyra Banks
Pay no attention to what critics say. A statue has never been erected in honor of a critic.Jean Sibelius
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.
May we be alive at the same time next year!Well I sincerely hope so...
When we drink, we get drunk.Can't argue with that logic.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
Here's to a long life and a merry one.All these are things to wish for.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer - and another one!
Here's to you and here's to me;
May we never disagree.
But if we do,
Then fuck you
And here's to me!
Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.
