Liar, Liar

Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.

Graham Greene

Great liars are also great magicians.

Adolf Hitler

You who speak languages, you are such liars.

Orson Scott Card

The world is not fair, and often fools, cowards, liars, and the selfish hide in high places.

Bryant H. McGill

On Work and Life Decisions

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.

This one is attributed to Dennis Miller. I seriously hope I don't end up wearing a name tag at thrity-five...